Black Friday Horrors! Smiley-face Buttoned Greeter Trampled at Wal-Mart! They Took the Door Off the Hinges! Pregnant Woman Miscarries!

As usual, we are reposting our Black Friday adventure of Outraged Richard that plays out the same no matter the year. This year, however, Wal-mart had a trampling death of an elderly retired “Greeter” who was outfitted with yellow smiley-face buttons and scanner tool, which changed the storyline a bit.

Watch yourself out there today. It’s tough and unforgiving.

Black Friday, as it is called, one of the busiest shopping days of the year, overloaded Americans with even more stuff to clog their lives with. Wal-Mart won hands down as the retailer shoving the most junk down people’s throats.

A man who calls himself Outraged Richard partook in the materialistic celebration, and the following story is quoted verbatim as he related it to a throng of raving elementary children:

I was standing in line at the behemoth Wal-Mart waiting for a chance to grab several items: a Fisher Price Super 6 Volt Sport Tracker ATV for $99.99, a Regal 34 piece Non-Stick Cookware Set for $28.36, and a My Scene Barbie with Vespa Scooter for $6.46.

As soon as the mega-store opened for business I made a run for the Tracker ATV in thinking the younger and more spry among the degenerate Wal-Mart crowd would be the first to get their clutching little hands on this particular item.

Sprinting in front of the older and fatter customers, I soon found myself neck and neck with a wee lad not 4 feet high who was evidently an accomplished runner. I slyly let him take the lead and as soon as he slowed to round a corner I delivered an enormous back of the neck clothesline, picked him up by the breech of his pants and hurled him down a perpendicular aisle.

Rounding the next bend at full gait with the newly acquired Tracker now under my arm, I could see an obese middle aged lady approaching the Regal Cookware section. At full tilt, and shouting “Nooo… it’s mine!” I launched myself into the air.

With one fist outstretched and the Tracker under my other arm, I punched her sagging gut with such velocity she dropped everything in her possession except a 2 Quart Round Slow Cooker for $4.86 which she had in a death grip. This Slow Cooker was of no concern to me, only the Regal Cookware Set which I quickly swooped up.

I knew here on out it was a simple mop up operation because no 8 year old little girl was going to outsmart me on the My Scene Barbie with Vespa Scooter for $6.46. True to my previous planning, while the little girl was clutching and preoccupied with the Barbie, I flew at her with my newly aquired bulky items outstretched in each hand and mightily clapped them like a pair of cymbals on either side of her head.

I gathered up my winnings and proceeded to the checkout line, reflecting on what a productive day it had been… at least for me.

Worst of Financial Crisis Yet to Come! The Death of the Dollar? Buy a Toaster and Get a Free Bank!

***Important Announcement*** Witness the worldwide economy collapsing before your very eyes whilst reclining in your “Made in China” sofa chair! This week we will be hosting an end of market updated “World Market Watch” chart in the sidebar, courtesy of Sanebull.com. Keep your sanity and check the chart once a day! Enjoy!

There is not much to say at this point about the U.S. economic meltdown, other than gluttony has no bounds. The fat wife, the huge house, the ponderous automobile, the dog spas, the BabyGap spending, and the desperate motivation to maintain it all is the grotesque fantasy that has been injected into the melted mash between your ears.

It is all based on an economy of spending money you do not have and the assumption that you will pay the overleveraged money back, someday. No family or nation can endure under such fiscal nonsense.

Therefore, with this as a lead-in we bring you our regular news compilation from the homeowner front, or rather, the mortgage meltdown, courtesy of Patrick Killelea:

Mon Nov 24 2008

Bay area house prices plunge (themessthatgreenspanmade.blogspot.com)
Falling prices a bitter pill for houseowners (sfgate.com)
The housing market has downshifted AGAIN (moneyandmarkets.com)
Why buy a house? Behold, the biggest myth of the American Dream (sfgate.com)
Worst of financial crisis yet to come: IMF chief economist (breitbart.com)
Futures Show House Prices Continuing To Plummet (seekingalpha.com)
Treasury Yields Drop to Record Lows as Recession Concern Rises (bloomberg.com)
How deep a recession? (csmonitor.com)
U.S. power, influence will decline in future (cnn.com)
The death of the dollar? (news.bbc.co.uk)
Why Isn’t Anyone in Jail? (finance.yahoo.com)
The black hole in financial markets (atimes.com)
Economist blames Fed for downturn (kansas.com)
Suddenly, Stricter Appraisals (nytimes.com)
Collapse of 25-year debt surge not just economic cycle (philly.com)
FHA-Backed loans: The Next Subprime Crisis Looms (spiegel.de)
Citigroup plight follows familiar plot (guardian.co.uk)
Failed Bank List (fdic.gov)
These People Are Burying Their Cash (smartmoney.com)
Buy a toaster and get a free bank! (patrick.net)

(patrick.net)

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Immodest Man From Laurel, Delaware Sends Child to Church in T-shirt with Tantalizing Message

We have asked our dear friend, Elbert, author of That’s Elbert with an E over in Laurel, Delaware to renounce his belief in dressing down for church. This forsaken man went so far as to send his own child to church dressed in a t-shirt bearing a tantalizing message: “I heard there’d be Christian girls here.” Gasp!

No, Elbert. T-shirts are not OK in church.

In penance, you shall explore and write upon the mystery and modesty of being human. Let the following excerpt start your journey, and be quick about it lest the flames of Hell burst your 100% cotton T-shirt into a raging fireball:

Many people come to Church dressed like they are ready to go to the beach or to play sports. One should not come to Church dressed in shorts, miniskirts, swimsuits, bikinis, tanktops, dresses above the knees, bare shoulders, bare arms, low cut dresses, sleeveless shirts, very tight fitting clothing, etc. As many find out, if you come to the Shrine of the Most Blessed Sacrament in Hanceville, AL, USA, and you are not dressed properly don’t expect to get into the Chapel because of the dress code. Please don’t ever go into a Chapel before our Lord improperly dressed. If you do, hopefully you will be caught by security guards and asked to leave or to put on more clothing. We must return to having a holy fear for God and for His true Presence in the Eucharist and for being in His house. How can we expect to grow in the spiritual life if we are dressed like we don’t care? How dare we approach the Holy Eucharist dressed like we are going to the beach.

When a person dresses immodestly he or she can become an occasion of sin for other people. And this is the fashion for today. Each year it seems that the latest fashion is to see how little clothing one can wear and how much of one’s body can be shown. And what flesh is not shown is revealed by extremely tight clothing. To knowingly and intentionally dress like this is sinful, and can be even mortally sinful, because one becomes a temptation to sin for other people. We are all weak and can easily fall into sins of impurity by someone else’s immodesty.

Before we go out or buy new clothes we should do a modesty check. Ladies, remember some simple guidelines in buying and wearing an outfit, which are modeled here after a well known modesty promoter (cf. Colleen Hammond, Dressing with Dignity, www.ValoraMedia.com)… (ewtn.com)

Difference Between Bristol Palin and Obama’s Mama? Obama’s Mama Was Trash! Pastor Manning Weighs in

Our religious correspondent Pastor Manning submits a cogent analysis of the media’s drubbing of out of wedlock impregnated Bristol Palin, daughter of vice-president contender Sarah Palin, to mainstream media alphabet soup’s Chris Matthews, John Roberts, Wolf Blitzer, and Keith Olbermann.

“The difference between Obama’s mama and Bristol Palin is that Obama’s mama was trash. I mean she was dirt. She was a bag of trash sitting on the sidewalk waiting there in Honolulu on one of those streets for the garbage truck to come by and pick her up and take her to the dump. Rather than the garbage truck coming by a man named…Barack Obama Sr.,…a pathetic alcoholic, [picked her up].” (Pastor Manning)


“That’s what my momma told me. If you don’t like it go tell my momma that you don’t like it.” —Pastor Manning


Dumb Fat Arkansas Passes Brilliant Cohabiting Adoption Ban Legislation, Overshadows 2008 Elections

In Arkansas earlier in the week, a state repeatedly accused of being backward, fat, and ‘red-necky’, the most brilliant and intelligent piece of legislation was approved by the citizens.

It overshadowed all the many national ballot referendums at the time, even the ones that banned gay marriage and most certainly the medical marijuana and assisted suicide referendums.

It quite possibly overshadowed the presidential election, which aside from the cheerlessness over a broken Bush-clone war hero was nothing more than affirmative action in its most splendid form.

The good people of Arkansas, despite being the brunt of incest, hick, and dumb jokes, legislated to make it illegal for any individual cohabiting outside of a valid marriage to adopt or provide foster care to minors. (Arkansas Co-habiting Adoption Ban)

Why was it intelligent? Because it showed an understanding of proper family values: that a child should have the best start in life with a couple legally married.

Why was it brilliant? Because no mention needed to be made of sexual perversions, like gay marriage and domestic partnerships, that seek to steal the limelight away from decent men and women huddling together in marriage.

In Arkansas, marriage is only between a man and a woman.

The perverts were plopped back down into the gutter, without having to mention them.

Brilliant!

Obama’s Clown Bus Drives Off Into The Sunset, 53% of U.S. On Board; Black America Misinformed Yet Ecstatic; Broken Man John McCain Emigrating to Northern Vietnam

While medicated and metal-pierced face youths, old degenerate tie-dyers, and black faces were awed by Barack Hussein Obama’s “magic negro” mania and while McCain’s “broken man” syndrome sunk the nation, the 2008 U.S. presidential election bore striking similarities to the abnormalities of psychological trauma. On nauseous inspection, there can only be one rational explanation of the presidential election: Stockholm Syndrome.

Foremost among this traumatic conditioning of the vote was Obama’s black skin color that directly caused most of black America and many guilty white liberals to cast their vote for. As a representative sample, the District of Columbia, the nation’s capital and 60% black, voted 93% in favor of Obama. Marin County, California, which is 87% guilty white liberal, voted 78% in favor of Obama. These statistics might be meaningless and unconnectable, if it were not for the fact that Obama’s speeches and rhetoric mean absolutely nothing apart from the blackness of his face. And he isn’t even black: “Obama got a white momma” (Pastor Manning, youtube.com).

Now the associations, however unfair or quite possibly accurate, that come with black skin color: high crime, unwed mothers, welfare, and especially—the inability of black people to succeed on their own—have been so pounded and harassed into the citizen body that black people have come to accept this notion and white people enhance this notion through “affirmative action”. B.O. is a magnificent byproduct of all this, hypocritically sermonizing for “change” from this ingrained notion that his campaign rose to glory on.

Poor family values associated with blacks have been epitomized by Barack Obama’s broken family history. It reads like a steamy international romance: The young Obama was conceived out of wedlock; his Kenyan father divorced his white mother at two years of age; his mother remarried to an Indonesian stepfather with whom she had another baby; then she divorced the stepfather. Raised largely by a single mother, a disgrace unto itself, and steeped in his mother’s bedroom antics, Obama found this family values pandemonium, “like a little mini-United Nations” and his mother, “the dominant figure in my formative years”.

But it is precisely those immoral behaviors that negate Obama’s mother as a genuine mother and portray her as a worthless free-loving fraud who, not surprisingly, attended a radical high school in Washington state that spit on family values. With this in mind, the multi-cultural buzz of his family becomes merely an annoyance.

Incidentally, Obama’s close family, if you can call it that, died horrible deaths prematurely which shall not be fully detailed here. It is interesting to note, however, that Obama’s mother died of ovarian cancer at age 52—this after making a complete mockery of family values her entire life. It is also of interest that Obama Sr. became an atheist, then an alcoholic, next lost both legs in an automobile collision, then died finally in another car wreck. What contribution Obama’s mother lent to hapless Obama Sr’s downfall into oblivion is unknown.

Thankfully, Obama chose not to repeat the family disasters of his past and is still married to one woman, Michelle, their only children born within wedlock. Nevertheless, Obama’s family disaster proving grounds have had no small impact on him as evidenced by his radical associations outside of his family. This next trauma to mention attracted, in turn, still other black extremists, islamofascists, red-diaper doper 1960’s babies (Michael Savage), and their sympathizers—a growing movement of human offal which helped clinch mightily the presidential election for B.O.

Without a doubt, Obama’s most astonishing association is his 20 year affliction, if you will, with his moral compass ‘Reverend’ Jeremiah Wright, a pastor who preached hate against ‘whitey’ and that the U.S. government brought A.I.D.S. against black men. There is also Obama’s association with unrepentant domestic terrorist William Ayers, Palestinian terrorists, Marxist professors, and other radicals, but it is all either identified with by his seething slave-blood base of black voters or overlooked by guilty white liberals who think it is just horseplay and cute.

John McCain’s single greatest trauma that has so permeated his campaign is a doozy and not to be made light of. His story is everything that Obama’s was not: An American hero whose family history was not a semen stained panorama gets shot down over North Vietnam and brutally tortured for almost 6 years…

After McCain’s plane was shot down, he fell into a lake in Hanoi, breaking a leg and both arms as he ejected from the plane. A crowd gathered and pulled him out of the water, kicking and hitting him as his right foot dangled next to his left knee at a 90 degree angle. Instead of being treated under the rules of the Geneva Convention, someone smashed a rifle butt into his shoulder and broke it. A bayonet was stuck into his ankle and his groin.

Taken to the Hanoi Hilton, as the prison for American POWs was called, he was stretched out on the cold floor — and over the next several days beaten again and again, his broken arms and leg included. They let him lay there for days in excruciating pain, lying in vomit and his own waste. Eventually he was moved to a hospital, never washed or cleaned, to lie with rats and swarming mosquitoes.

His interrogators came to the “hospital” and — repeatedly — savagely beat him day after day as he shrieked in agony. Then it was back to his prison cell, where one guard would hold him while others took turns beating him over and over again. His ribs were broken, his teeth cracked. Both arms were broken, for the second time, neither set properly when finally treated…. (spectator.org)

And there, sadly, is where John McCain’s campaign for President of the United States never got off the ground. He sounded appeasing, never decisive, during his campaign. He never got around to pursuing his moral conservative base’s agenda of family values, illegal alien deportation, smaller government, and no taxpayer bailouts of failed industries. In all due respect to Senator McCain, his handlers behind the mangled scenes tried to pump him up as a “maverick” and gave him a “my friends” warmer line to repeat, but his voice sounded weak and broken.

McCain was subconsciously attracted to the dark side, the immoral liberal side, like to that fat red-faced womanizing drunk of a slob Ted Kennedy and their co-sponsored amnesty plan for illegal aliens. Probing deeper, it was McCain’s Vietnamese captors who falsely gained his loyalties long ago, while Obama’s mama was playing musical beds, and whose specter still haunted the aging McCain and wrecked his campaign into a jumble of disloyalty.

For B.O., it was his liberal voter base that connected successfully with the theme of past and recurring traumas, unlike McAmnesty’s conservative base which never got on board. It was a black face and its beleaguered notions that was the issue at stake (”A black man is going to win this election no matter what!” a Black Panther said at a voting booth, nightstick in hand), shouted along by a whole legion of the destitute, the fatherless, the jealous, the underprivileged, and historically guilty whites who fought for a seat on Obama’s magical bus.

The future has already been divined from a Kenyan tribal woman throwing sticks and bones on the ground: “With loud backfires, huge clouds of diesel smoke and a solar panel strapped on top,” she said, “this Obama bus is going to drive off into the sunset.”

Let’s hope that bus, like a clown car, can fit 53% of the U.S. voting population and keep on driving off into oblivion away from the rest of us.

These Two, Man and Woman, Have a Unique Capacity for Complementing Each Other. They Are Made One For the Other In a Special Way

There are those in the world, of which there are many, that find solace in their elder years from whatever words and actions were in earshot and eyesight during their youth.

Nay, you are old enough to know better. Nay, lift off the burden of ignorance from the youth.

…Conjugal love is possible only between a man and a woman

The special character of conjugal love is, furthermore, marked by the fact that this love can only come into being, between men and women and not between persons of the same sex, as is the case with friendship, parental love, or filial love.

It would be quite wrong, however, to reduce this characteristic to the sexual sphere and to say that conjugal love is just friendship plus sexual relations, presupposing a difference of sex. It would be incredibly superficial to consider as a mere biological difference the distinction between man and woman, which really shows us two complementary types of the spiritual person of the human species.

Certainly, man and woman have ultimately but one task, “to be reborn in Christ,” and to glorify God by their sanctity. Yet man and woman represent two different types of mankind, both having their respective significance according to the divine plan, and their special value quite apart from their procreative function.

Let us take the example of the male and female saints and consider how they, each in his or her special way, realized the unum necessarium, and how at the same time they fulfilled ideally the meaning of their respective natures as men and women. Raising our glance to the Blessed Virgin, we see that she, who of all creatures is most like to Christ, could not possibly be imagined as anything but a woman, and that she, Queen of all Saints, is womanly in the highest and most sublime sense of the word.

No: the difference between man and woman is a metaphysical one. A long time ago the Pythagoreans divined this when they placed male and female among the Categories, although in this, of course, they were not right. The medieval theologians, too, were thinking of this when they raised the question as to whether or not the angels were divided into male and female.

At any rate, for the human species this difference represents two manifestations of the person, analogous - if this comparison be admissible - to the various religious orders, which although they are identical in their aim, represent different ways in the imitation of Christ. These two types, man and woman, have a unique capacity for complementing each other. Their meaning for one another is something quite unique. They are made one for the other in a special way, and they can, purely as spiritual persons, form a unity in which they reciprocally complement one another. Marital love - involving the gift of one’s own person, whose decisive character is that the partners form a couple, an I-thou communion, in which the whole personality of the beloved is grasped mysteriously as a unity in spite of all outer obstacles - can exist only between two types of the spiritual person, the male and the female, as only between them can this complementary character be found…. (Marriage: the mystery of faithful love)

—Dietrich von Hildebrand (1889-1977)