If the white female votes in the presidential elections of 2008 are cast in accordance with their estrogen laced bodily forms, then Barack Hussein Obama’s almost-blackness and potent sexuality will likely make him the “first almost-black president”.

More powerful than an intelligent party platform and a comprehension of it is the hidden sexual attraction that a white female has towards a suitable black male. While society still tends to frown upon black-white sexual relationships, Obama’s almost-blackness serves as the racial harmonizing bridge that makes the attraction more plausible and less revolting.

Taken together: the taboo on interracial sex, the exotic flavor of ebony skin, appendage size rumors, and Obama’s great flashing white teeth and Mr. Potato Head boyish stick on facial features, it will all be too great a stimulus for white females to not cast their votes for.

The black vote for Obama is certainly in the bag. Blacks don’t care whether the presidential nominee is 50 Cent, Louis Farrakhan, Snoop Dog, or Obama—they’re down with whoever it is as long as they are black, or almost-black which is probably black enough. The logic there is that a black or almost-black president will presumably tend to black ‘needs’ better than a white president.

But white female sexualized voting, and perhaps a sprinkling of white male sexualized voting (one never knows in today’s climate of moral debauchery), is definitely the key to success for Barack Hussein Obama. Toss white guilt into Obama’s magical bag of voter attraction together with his flirtations with Islamic conservatism, and a steamy romp with forbidden pleasures rises to the female’s delicate nose. Though such an encounter will never come to pass except for a lucky few, unless Obama ratchets up his game to Wilt Chamberlain levels, the female mind thrives on futile possibilities—a female’s imagination is her reality.

Can you smell what the Obama campaign is cooking? Obama’s handlers should be touting him as the grown up looking almost-black Opie Taylor from The Andy Griffith Show. Like Opie, Obama is cute and “clean and articulate”, but the deciding difference for white female voters that propels Obama to presidential stardom is that he is sexually mature and endowed with forbidden exoticism. That sort of combination never fails to arouse excitement with the guiltily preoccupied and mentally bereft estrogen incensed crowd.