Question:

Dear Outraged Richard,

Should I go around correcting or chastening strangers? But what if it’s teenagers making out in public or girls (or guys) swearing on the street?

I encountered two teenage girls with a baby buggy both using ‘F’ words on the main street of our town, and yes, I told them I didn’t appreciate that kind of language. Their response? “F*** you!”

What are we teaching today’s youth? “Do whatever you like and attempt to shock those around you!?”

Answereth Outraged Richard:

The lack of people correcting others is directly responsible for society’s straight plop down into the current cesspit of manners.

Correct them straight away, with directness and intelligence, and perhaps a dash of humor. Always mean what you say and be prepared to back up your corrective stance with defensive posturing if the conversation turns sour and battery is threatened.

For these and other situations, this is why you must be strong of body, heart, and mind. Words and moral principles are worthless without the ability to physically defend them.

Approach those cursing scalawags with admonition. Tell them they do not sound very intelligent and that to be successful in society requires a minimum of eloquence. Ask them where there parents are and have they not taught them better manners.

Recommend them to attend a School of Manners, if their loudness grows. Motion a friendly neighborhood law officer over to scold them as well. Let others take over where you leave off.