Public Enemy #1: The Leafblower

Allergy sufferers, young entrepreneurs, and taxpayers: Take Heed!

Leafblowers are invading your town and they will not stop until every speck of dust, leaf, and debris has been lifted and swirled into the air by an earsplitting engine and blower tube contraption.

They will not stop until every person in the community is hourly sucking on allergy inhalants and wearing noise canceling headphones.

They will not stop until every young person or local worker seeking an entry level neighborhood job like landscaping is forced out of work.

They will not stop until every local taxpayer’s cash money is blown out of their pockets and sent to Mexico courtesy of Bank of America’s SafeSend®

You have been warned.