Deep in the heart of the Transchoptankia Realm lies a suburbia nightmare called Salisbury, of County Wicomico, where serfs toil away in ignorant bliss under the gloating eyes of their corrupt elected overlords.

Rick Pollitt, Barrie Tilghman, and that insufferable little bungle, Jack Lenox: ‘Tis time to go.

Raise The Billboards! Raise Them High!