Question:

Why don’t you run for the Delmar School Board yourself? Its easy to criticize [educational policy] from the internet. —Anonymous in Delmar, Delaware

Answereth Outraged Richard:

Dear Anonymous,

The Internet is all I have left. I am an outcast, a has-been, a dunderhead. I receive zero support from the community.

In addition, I am passionately against obesity and advocate healthy eating, so 60% of the Delmar community is against me on that point alone.

For God’s sake, no one can even get past my challenge question to send an email to me from my website!

But if I were to run and win a seat on the board, where would I get? Nowhere.

It would be like Debbie Campbell on the Salisbury Council, gaveled down and outvoted.

If me and my merry men could take that School Board by force there would be much weeping and gnashing of teeth until the members thereof were finally dragged out and stockaded in Delmar’s State Street Park.

Short of force, I only give the solutions in text format.

I can lead the Nutria to tender swamp grass but I can’t make them nibble.

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