Nation in Turmoil: Pastor Manning Meets Obama Girl’s Butt Floss

Though Barack Hussein Obama’s campaign has not officially endorsed Obama Girl’s buxom contributions to their political platform, her overt sexual influence on voters has been a nationwide phenomenon not lost on alphabet soup mainstream media, Myspace.com, Youtube.com, and the whole of the Internet’s adolescent mindset.

Adolescents influencing political elections, those of voting age up until their early thirties, are a powerfully numbered subset of humanity for politicians to appeal to. The psychological marketing and audience emotional triggers composing Obama Girl’s “54 Double ‘D’ Dumb Girl” video presentation is pure gutter genius, and undoubtedly millions of Obama voters will proudly erect credit to Obama Girl as part of their “researching the candidate”.

The number of Obama voters unconsciously influenced by Obama Girl’s volcanic breasts and bum floss hot shorts is untold…

True, Obama can claim he officially has nothing to do with Obama Girl, but with all the hype a few words of denouncement are in order. After all, Obama is a married man with child and to have a nationally syndicated half clothed siren swooning over him seems inappropriate—not to mention condescending to his voters’ intellect—and would better to be kindly slapped down.

No, Obama is part of the immoral liberal crowd and taken with such things, as was his “African in heat father [who] went a whoring after a trashy white woman” (Pastor Manning).

Narcissistic individualism and its worship that has so permeated U.S. culture may be enough to get Obama elected, but one’s heritage and immediate family does play a fundamental role in who a person is and what he is capable of. For example, the requirement of being a natural born citizen for the office of U.S. President avoids the obvious conflict of interest in being loyal to some other country. Likewise, if a politician’s parents are unmarried and their relationship unvirtuous, where would his loyalties lie but with impropriety and a lifetime’s burden of revulsion and confusion to dig out of?

Here is where our favorite pastor comes in, Pastor Manning, preaching the Word from Harlem, New York City. Pastor Manning’s message, though directed at “Negroes”, applies to everyone in this whole melting pot we call these United States. It is not a message for the infirm, but Pastor Manning’s insight into human psychology and behavior is astounding and his solutions, though sometimes radical, are the result of a lucid man in tender embrace with the Good Book.

Pastor Manning has been confirmed as our Obama expert and we will be hearing from Pastor Manning on future occasions. The Hon. James David Manning, PhD is well represented on DumbTube® (click for Pastor Manning’s response to Obama Girl) and is the energetic and visionary pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem.