Though Barack Hussein Obama’s campaign has not officially endorsed Obama Girl’s buxom contributions to their political platform, her overt sexual influence on voters has been a nationwide phenomenon not lost on alphabet soup mainstream media, Myspace.com, Youtube.com, and the whole of the Internet’s adolescent mindset.

Adolescents influencing political elections, those of voting age up until their early thirties, are a powerfully numbered subset of humanity for politicians to appeal to. The psychological marketing and audience emotional triggers composing Obama Girl’s “54 Double ‘D’ Dumb Girl” video presentation is pure gutter genius, and undoubtedly millions of Obama voters will proudly erect credit to Obama Girl as part of their “researching the candidate”.

The number of Obama voters unconsciously influenced by Obama Girl’s volcanic breasts and bum floss hot shorts is untold…

True, Obama can claim he officially has nothing to do with Obama Girl, but with all the hype a few words of denouncement are in order. After all, Obama is a married man with child and to have a nationally syndicated half clothed siren swooning over him seems inappropriate—not to mention condescending to his voters’ intellect—and would better to be kindly slapped down.

No, Obama is part of the immoral liberal crowd and taken with such things, as was his “African in heat father [who] went a whoring after a trashy white woman” (Pastor Manning).

Narcissistic individualism and its worship that has so permeated U.S. culture may be enough to get Obama elected, but one’s heritage and immediate family does play a fundamental role in who a person is and what he is capable of. For example, the requirement of being a natural born citizen for the office of U.S. President avoids the obvious conflict of interest in being loyal to some other country. Likewise, if a politician’s parents are unmarried and their relationship unvirtuous, where would his loyalties lie but with impropriety and a lifetime’s burden of revulsion and confusion to dig out of?

Here is where our favorite pastor comes in, Pastor Manning, preaching the Word from Harlem, New York City. Pastor Manning’s message, though directed at “Negroes”, applies to everyone in this whole melting pot we call these United States. It is not a message for the infirm, but Pastor Manning’s insight into human psychology and behavior is astounding and his solutions, though sometimes radical, are the result of a lucid man in tender embrace with the Good Book.

Pastor Manning has been confirmed as our Obama expert and we will be hearing from Pastor Manning on future occasions. The Hon. James David Manning, PhD is well represented on DumbTube® (click for Pastor Manning’s response to Obama Girl) and is the energetic and visionary pastor of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem.

In one of our original posts here on Outraged Richard we laid part of the foundation of our message to all decent and respectable people. That message concerned the cornerstone of society and civilization — the family — and that no power, no matter how vile and corrupt, can change the order of the family as a man and woman respectfully together with child.

That corrupt power rose in the form of government hissing and spitting at the definition of marriage. On July 23rd, 2004, The Outraged One wroteth:

Emergency powers must be given to the President of the United States to disband a little over half of the U.S. Senate for reasons of willful and egregious misdirection of America’s family order!

The time for feeble letter writing is over!

It seemed reasonable enough, a bit of long overdue wording to be tacked on to the United States Constitution:

“Marriage in the United States shall consist solely of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.“

However, the proper wording, to more fully prevent counterfeit unions, should have read somewhere along the lines of:

Section 1: Marriage in the United States, whether entered into within or outside of the United States, shall consist only of the legal union of one man and one woman. Every person has the right to marry a person of the opposite sex, subject to state laws based on age and consanguinity. Neither the United States nor any State, or subdivision thereof, shall confer any benefit, protection, right, or responsibility of marriage on unmarried couples, or groups.

Section 2: This article shall be self-executing, and citizens of the United States shall have standing to seek enforcement of this article in federal and state courts.

Section 3. Upon approval by Congress, this amendment shall be ratified if approved by convention in three-quarters of the states within a period not to exceed four years.

(cwfa.org)

In any case, the Senate roll call on the failure to pass of the Federal Marriage Amendment cried out like a who’s who of “Girlie Men” (a term Governor Schwarzenegger characterized California politicians with).

As for “Nay” voting Republican and honored war veteran John McCain, tortured for significant time in a dank Vietnam dungeon—what freedoms was this man fighting for? The freedom for a boy to lay down with another boy?

John McCain then and there violated any reasonable standard to being a politician of integrity and for the common good. Any lingering doubt of his inability to lead was dispelled with his Kennedy-McCain Amnesty Plan.

Mr. McCain’s war history and age should afford a wisdom on politics and the common good. Because it doesn’t, his eventful history has been for naught. What had it been for, to come to this?

“What do you like to do for fun?” the little girl asked.

“Oh, you know, same thing everybody like to do - Smoke some cops and smack some hos,”
Emcee Esher replied.

Give it up all y’all niggers and lil’ bitches for Emcee Esher! In the house!

Represent!

To respect diversity and to promote the idea that gang and rap music related violence is equally represented among blacks and whites, give it up for Rapper Yankovic spittin’ from his platinum album Straight Outta Lynwood…

If you bring forth what is within you,
what you bring forth will save you.

If you do not bring forth what is within you,
what you do not have within you will destroy you.

—Gospel of Thomas

Peasants! The time has come to cast aside our differences and divert our toothless snarls to pressing matters of the community!

A brief list of necessary laws and public projects has been proposed to raise Salisbury, Wicomico County, and the greater Transchoptankia Realm from their corruption and misery.

Within each department of Education, Town Planning, Government, and Crime outlined below are at least two precepts to consider. In truth, any one precept in any department that is enacted would be a touching of the brakes to the Transchoptankia Realm’s downward spiral. It would also be astounding, given the abject corruption of the politicians and the sheer ignorance of the citizens.

Thus, the “Bellwether of the Transchoptankia Realm” has been proclaimed!

1. Education:

—Dress uniform at all schools.

—Include unambiguous values throughout educational system: marital fidelity, honesty, kindness, bravery, thriftiness, cleanliness, etc.

2. Town Planning:

—A small to medium sized grocery store near downtown Salisbury plaza that does not sell lotto tickets, cigarettes, or degenerate magazines; instead showcasing a substantial selection of local goods and produce that is sold by a friendly local person.

—Convert at least half of the downtown parking lot to a native plant gardened public central green with benches, shaded walkways, and art pieces.

3. Government:

—Begin easily accessed, easily understandable, and transparent detailed accounting of government expenditures and methodology. Create a budget analyzing office charged with justifying and lessening government costs for the purpose of efficiency, long term value, and preserving the local economy — an office which is shielded from the contrary and empowered to oversee government financial matters.

—Require health and ethical standards for all political leaders, including no prior divorce, no womanizing or whoring, no homosexuality, no alcoholism or drug addictions, and no obesity, among other reasonable standards.

—Move city and county council rooms to a more prominent and visible location in downtown Salisbury that has large windows on ground level whereby any passerby may easily look in and see participatory democracy and intelligent public debate.

4. Crime:

—Fine parents of children committing crimes.

—Gang injunctions. Youth curfews.

—Inmate work camps growing crops and manufacturing products. Vocational training for inmates.

—Ban repeat offenders or notorious criminals from city or county limits.