All able bodied citizens are alerted to the foul and unsociable presence of one Levi Hall and are required to conduct a Citizen’s Arrest on Levi Hall and notify law enforcement whereupon they shall transport the subject forthwith to Milford Memorial Hospital where he shall undergo a castration operation.

A Statement of Historical Fact is hereby provided and a picture of the afflicted at right:

Furthermore, the Department of Services for Children, Youth, and Their Families is demanded to remove all children under the care of Levi Hall and locate suitable parents of a husband and wife to adopt them to.

The charging documents are as follows:

1.  Levi Hall did communicate in a vicious, highly uneducated, and depraved manner extremely unsuitable as a parent the following statement at the internet location of http://www.myspace.com/hellswarchild on 1-22-08:

“my music of choice is all the hardest core white boy s–t out there. to many to list but belive it or not even thou i listen like that i can shut a s–t load of rapers down real Quick and that ant no bulls–t."

"ive bottled alot of anger for the wrong reasons ive hated motherf–kers for talking s–t … I HATE ALL FAKE ASS NIGERS."

2.  Levi Hall did engage in sexual intercourse with one Christine Sheddy on numerous occasions without the blessings of the Church or the benefit of a proper community recognized marriage.

3.  Levi Hall did impregnate twice outside of marriage Christine Sheddy, an act that he has not shown remorse for or found suitable to marry Christine Sheddy by.

4.  One unprincipled filthy degenerate Levi Hall did attempt to stick his tongue down the throat of Christine Sheddy for carnal and bawdy purposes.

5.  Levi Hall did estrange and shame Christine Sheddy by not providing a proper loving, caring, and suitable home for Christine Sheddy and her children to live in and by not renouncing his ill temperament.

6.  Levi Hall did strike with malice Christine Sheddy, a woman, on numerous occasion without justification and for his own maligned interest.

7.  Levi Hall by the former accusations did cause Christine Sheddy to fall prey to harmful influences that have resulted in her disappearance.

Therefore, Levi Hall is charged with assault and battery against a woman. Levi Hall is charged with licentious sexual practices. Levi Hall is charged with raising children in impropriety. Levi Hall is charged with causing pain, hardship, and estrangement to the mother of his children.

Therefore, Levi Hall shall be stripped of his parental rights and his children shall be delivered over to Delaware Social Services to be properly looked after.

Therefore, Levi Hall shall be castrated and the cast off appendage shall be displayed prominently, in the form of a billboard for maximum effect, above the intersection of Route 13 and Route 50 otherwise known as the Crossroads of Delmarva.

Citizens! Find this degenerate and bring him to castration, and justice!

***If you have any information concerning Christine Sheddy’s disappearance, call 1-800-811-8396***