Deep in the Transchoptankia Realm, within the dark and mysterious forests and marshlands of Pocomoke meandered by a curious tannin colored river, a miserable and corrupt people have carried on for centuries in ignorance and barbarity.

Now, a single parent mother of three, Christine Marie Sheddy, has been announced by spelling champion and head donut dectective Robert Trautman as “missing” from the Pocomoke City area since November 13, 2007.

Had it not been for the fact that Ms. Sheddy was previously living with her parents in Bowers Beach, Delaware, a coastal area of the Transchoptankia Realm that allows a modicum of reason and fairness to rule, being lost or “missing” in Pocomoke City, or P-city, would have been a common and acceptable state of existence.

The Sheddy clan is not without their faults, however. Nor is the clan of Levi Hall, the boy-man who impregnated Ms. Sheddy twice outside of marriage. Both clans, themselves proponents of pre-marital sex, divorce, beatings, broken homes, and confused children, have hurled accusations of impropriety against the other.

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Law enforcement has been apathetic to fully devote their resources to finding Christine Sheddy. This is due to the fact that the whole of Maryland and its individual fiefdoms have little regard for public safety or preventing criminal activity, rather than Ms. Sheddy’s poor parenting skills or horrifying Myspace page.

Therein she describes herself as a “beautiful disaster”, living “all over” Delaware, and paints her Myspace page in a turmoil of flying demons, hellfire, arrowed naked bodies, hanging corpses, and baby skulls.

As only a mother could do, between an impaled baby skull, the Cookie Monster®, a distraught woman holding a large knife, and a terrible and bloodied battle scene Ms. Sheddy lovingly places her children’s pictures.

Particularly disturbing is Ms. Sheddy describing her children as “demons” and one child, Ezekiel Levi-Kai, as “the little spawn from hell itself.” She goes on to characterize her relationship with her sperm donor, Levi Hall, as “a f–ked up disfunctional failure.”

Ms. Sheddy’s motherload of offensive and horrifying pictures is apparently cached at photobucket that includes pictures of Ms. Sheddy beaten about the eyes and mouth.

Levi Hall seems even less of a prize, as garnered from his Myspace page. With no reservation he announces:

“my music of choice is all the hardest core white boy s–t out there. to many to list but belive it or not even thou i listen like that i can shut a s–t load of rapers down real Quick and that ant no bulls–t.

…ive bottled alot of anger for the wrong reasons ive hated motherf–kers for talking s–t … I HATE ALL FAKE ASS NIGERS.”

Opposite a lengthier diatribe of poor sentence structure and misspellings in which he mentions his children, Mr. Hall positions a picture of a horrendous blood bathed hall.

Then there is a classy picture of a lewd degenerate attempting to stuff his filthy tongue down a girl’s throat, presumably of Mr. Hall and Ms. Sheddy.

A man known as Outraged Richard, in a series of religious laced comments that other posters found offensive, posted on local blog Pocomoke Tattler:

“Ladies and gentleman, I have never been so offended in all my life as to the complete misery and debauchery inherent in the cast of characters that are involved in this missing woman’s case…

[But] Let us have faith that Christine, our sister in need, shall be found soon breathing the crisp sweet air of winter as she had done the day she was lost.

And let us have faith that those found again shall raise their weary souls to the Lord’s will and cleanse their bodies, hearts, and minds.”

*Note: We at Outraged Richard urge law enforcement to make a genuine effort to locate Christine Sheddy and that drastic measures be taken to reduce the crime rate within Maryland and its fiefdoms.

We also urge the Department of Services for Children, Youth, and Their Families to remove all children from Levi Hall’s custody and find proper parents to adopt them to, the State of Delaware to commit Mr. Hall to a psychiatric facility, and law enforcement to charge Mr. Hall with assault, battery, and being a public nuisance.

Our final demand for the sake of the public good is that Mr. Levi Hall be gelded.

***If you have any information concerning Christine Sheddy’s disappearance, call 1-800-811-8396***