Pocomoke Tattler, a blog hailing from the southern reaches of the Transchoptankia Realm is under strain from thousands of mesmerized viewers intent on reading the next bizarre post of blog author Mr. Billy Burke who is entrenched in a bitter feud with the leadership of Pocomoke City, Maryland.

Many of Mr. Burke’s posts, a disjointed and sometimes colorful mix of accusations against various persons in Pocomoke City government, end with “It’s Pocomoke…”: a statement referring to the ‘good ol’ boy’ way of doing things by favoritism and unethical dealings.

According to Mr. Burke, and his wife Stephanie who posts with the same incensed tone, all things in Pocomoke City begin and end under the fat thumb of Boss Hogg, or Russell Blake, the longest running city manager in U.S. history. Little good, claims Mr. Burke, can come to Pocomoke City until Boss Hogg is run out of office and broom beaten to the swampy edge of the city.

The latest hullabaloo concerns Chamber of Commerce President Dr. Daffy, or Lynn Duffy, under council of a lawyer named Mr. Cornflakes, or Ernest Cornbrooks, who has threatened to sue Mr. Burke over “infamous statements” he made regarding Dr. Daffy’s crazed and shoddy leadership that included stuffing voting ballot boxes behind locked doors.

Other concerns of Mr. Burke are that Dr. Daffy insists on being called “Doctor” despite having no valid claim to the title, and that Dr. Daffy previously spent the entirety of her upbringing in an insane asylum.

To make matters worse, and more damaging to her lawsuit against Mr. Burke, Dr. Daffy’s personal stationary, which she uses in official correspondence as President of the Pocomoke City Chamber of Commerce, incorporates a collage of strange elements as a watermark that clearly question her sanity: (see below for enhanced view of Dr. Daffy’s stationary watermark)

It’s Pocomoke…