Cure For Common Diabetes! Announces The Outraged One
Under the needless weight of hundreds of Diabetes books, thousands of embroidered stole wrapped doctors waving leeches, tapeworms, and Montblanc fountain pens, and billions of dollars of ongoing medical research — a man who calls himself The Outraged One announced a cure for common Diabetes.
From his Lee jeans pocket The Outraged One pulled out a 10 cent Bic pen, stooped down and pulled a sheet of blank paper from a recycle bin, and wrote the following words:
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Do this simple meditation twice daily. [Referring to the meditation described at fhu.com]
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Eat healthily. Consume several small meals a day consisting of mostly vegetables, spiced and salted little, and minor amounts of meat and carbohydrates. Drink plenty of pure water, and let alcohol, coffee, caffeine, sugars, and other heavy distractions pass you by.
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Strengthen your body. Swing your limbs and vary your exercise routine, not because you feel obligated but because vigor and vibrancy is good for you, and if you are married: for the pleasure of your spouse too.
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Let no more excuses fill your mind, mouth, and hand. When your hand toucheth the food or refrigerator handle, pause so that pride and forgetfulness is not your motivation to gorge.
The Outraged One went on, “I have chosen this day, Thanksgiving, to present this no nonsense cure to the simple folk among us who are puttering along with some shared values in mind.”
“While the jaws gnash, the throat gulps, and the stomach churns to immoderate indulgence and overflow, let prayer prior to food and your mind empty of excuses be your guide to tame the stuffing of the stomach.”
“It is a simple matter, really. Now if you are media oriented, then consider also the below video, Raw for 30 Days.“
