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Question:

Okay, so here is my question. My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over a year and have been friends for over three years. We had been sleeping together for quite a while and then in August, he stopped having sex with me. We still sleep in the same bed every now and then, and when I try to initiate any kind of “action,” he will push me away.

Now he had told me that there is no one else and he hasn’t been seeing anyone else at all, but one thing he does say is that we have some classes to take and he wants to wait until those are over with. Why all of a sudden does he stop sleeping with me and make this excuse for a class being in the way? Am I off my rocker or what is the deal?

Answereth Outraged Richard:

Who would want to have a committed relationship with a whore? No decent man, surely.

In what way are you and your boyfriend “together”? You are not together in commitment or devotion. However, you are both together in immediacy and disgrace — like dogs in heat locked together in brief embrace in the gutter.

If a man truly loves a woman he will show fidelity and be patient of what you call “action”. A decent woman will show modesty and not give of herself bodily until bound in permanence to a good man. The reason for this is that the bodily union of a man and woman is not a trifling affair, and this must you realize.

Go now and keep a healthy distance from that filthy dog of a boyfriend. For a lengthy time, only have afternoon tea with gentlemen and keep them away from your naughty bits.