Rutgers Women’s Basketball Team Hair Analysis: Nappy or Not?
It appears that some of the girls on the Rutgers basketball team may have some “nappy-headed” hairstyles, considering "nappy" as unkempt, according to the following analysis:
Evidence #1: Dee Dee Jernigan
The hair is pulled back in the style of what appears to be "cornrows", not an offense by itself, but to make matters worse, wisps and strands of hair are falling pell-mell about her head.
Dee Dee, what about pulling your hair completely back in a pony tail?
Incidentally, what kind of name is "Dee Dee"? What's up with such strange naming of children? Names like that can set a child up for failure.
Evidence #2: Rashidat Junaid
Girl, get that feather accessory out the back of your head!
Actually, Rashidat's hairstyle is quite appealing in general, but the feather out the back just ruins it. She is also sporting what are called "cornrows" but they are done finely, and the hair comes down the back and nicely over both shoulders.
The cornrows that are most offensive are the ones done garish and big, showing big furrows between the rows. This look is worse on white girls because it creates that heavy striped look because of their hair contrasted against their much lighter skin.
Not to belabor the obvious, but what kind of name is Rashidat?
Evidence #3: Epiphanny Prince
The curls look is cute but their ruination for Epiphanny is at the curled hair's ends which crinkle up and go all wild in different directions.
What's with that lopsided ill arranged hunk hanging off the left side? Is that the picture angle that makes it look off centered? In any case, at the end of that hunk there seems to be some tangled wisps of hair and on the right side of her head are two pieces of fuzz sticking out.
Girlfriend! You better get your lanky behind over to the beautician for some shaping of that thing on your head!
"Epiphanny Prince"? Someone rename this child—Please!
Evidence #4: Judith Brittany Ray
Bingo!
There's those big nasty cornrows finally!
Girl, if you're going to grow cornrows, don't run the hair down the back and then curl it tight around the neck to the front.
That's all there is to be said about that hair!
Evidence #5: Kia Vaughn
That is some nice hair girl, if that is your hair and not a pin on wig!
Nice curls flowing loosely down. Good luster. This hair frames a very photogenic face highlighting a beautiful smile and pretty eyes.
But girlfriend, why do you do yourself all up like that and then sprout a bunch of hair strands all messy on top going every direction and figure-eighting back on themselves? What's up with that?
Final evidence #6: Matee Ajavon
Simply put, what is that lopsided heap up on top of that head?
How come Katie Adams, Essence Carson, Myia Mccurdy, and Heather Zurich have nicely groomed heads of hair? Will they help out with the other team members' hair? Where's that team spirit?
Alas, we do indeed have ourselves some "nappy-headed" ladies over there on the Rutgers women's basketball team.
But these ladies look pleasant enough and definitely do not deserve to be termed "hos" on first inspection, as a certain radio host described them.
Generally, however, females of today are apt to carouse with one boy after another, especially in college, and so would accurately be called "hos" insofar as a "ho" means, in the astute language of ebonics, a prostitute.
Is not a girl who spreads her legs for many boys paid in the form of undue attention and other gifts such as clothing and jewelry and therefore whoring about as a kind of prostitute? Are not girls of such caliber as numerous today as beach sand?
The same characterization could be said of most males today who whore about with their females and have not a care in the world except greasing up their tinkle bit.
What would that kind of male be called in ebonics, a "pimp"?
So it is, friends, with some degree of accuracy that a person may describe the majority of other people as "hos" and "pimps", but not all females who have "nappy-headed" hairstyles are "hos", except if strictly utilizing the language of ebonics in which case all females are "hos".

The hair is pulled back in the style of what appears to be "cornrows", not an offense by itself, but to make matters worse, wisps and strands of hair are falling pell-mell about her head.
Girl, get that feather accessory out the back of your head!
The curls look is cute but their ruination for Epiphanny is at the curled hair's ends which crinkle up and go all wild in different directions.
Bingo!
That is some nice hair girl, if that is your hair and not a pin on wig!
Simply put, what is that lopsided heap up on top of that head?

