It appears that some of the girls on the Rutgers basketball team may have some “nappy-headed” hairstyles, considering "nappy" as unkempt, according to the following analysis:

Evidence #1: Dee Dee Jernigan

The hair is pulled back in the style of what appears to be "cornrows", not an offense by itself, but to make matters worse, wisps and strands of hair are falling pell-mell about her head.

Dee Dee, what about pulling your hair completely back in a pony tail?

Incidentally, what kind of name is "Dee Dee"? What's up with such strange naming of children? Names like that can set a child up for failure.

 

Evidence #2: Rashidat Junaid

Girl, get that feather accessory out the back of your head!

Actually, Rashidat's hairstyle is quite appealing in general, but the feather out the back just ruins it. She is also sporting what are called "cornrows" but they are done finely, and the hair comes down the back and nicely over both shoulders.

The cornrows that are most offensive are the ones done garish and big, showing big furrows between the rows. This look is worse on white girls because it creates that heavy striped look because of their hair contrasted against their much lighter skin.

Not to belabor the obvious, but what kind of name is Rashidat?

Evidence #3: Epiphanny Prince

The curls look is cute but their ruination for Epiphanny is at the curled hair's ends which crinkle up and go all wild in different directions.

What's with that lopsided ill arranged hunk hanging off the left side? Is that the picture angle that makes it look off centered? In any case, at the end of that hunk there seems to be some tangled wisps of hair and on the right side of her head are two pieces of fuzz sticking out.

Girlfriend! You better get your lanky behind over to the beautician for some shaping of that thing on your head!

"Epiphanny Prince"? Someone rename this child—Please!

Evidence #4: Judith Brittany Ray

Bingo!

There's those big nasty cornrows finally!

Girl, if you're going to grow cornrows, don't run the hair down the back and then curl it tight around the neck to the front.

That's all there is to be said about that hair!

 

Evidence #5: Kia Vaughn

That is some nice hair girl, if that is your hair and not a pin on wig!

Nice curls flowing loosely down. Good luster. This hair frames a very photogenic face highlighting a beautiful smile and pretty eyes.

But girlfriend, why do you do yourself all up like that and then sprout a bunch of hair strands all messy on top going every direction and figure-eighting back on themselves? What's up with that?

 

Final evidence #6: Matee Ajavon

Simply put, what is that lopsided heap up on top of that head?

 

 

 

 

How come Katie Adams, Essence Carson, Myia Mccurdy, and Heather Zurich have nicely groomed heads of hair? Will they help out with the other team members' hair? Where's that team spirit?

Alas, we do indeed have ourselves some "nappy-headed" ladies over there on the Rutgers women's basketball team.

But these ladies look pleasant enough and definitely do not deserve to be termed "hos" on first inspection, as a certain radio host described them.

Generally, however, females of today are apt to carouse with one boy after another, especially in college, and so would accurately be called "hos" insofar as a "ho" means, in the astute language of ebonics, a prostitute.

Is not a girl who spreads her legs for many boys paid in the form of undue attention and other gifts such as clothing and jewelry and therefore whoring about as a kind of prostitute? Are not girls of such caliber as numerous today as beach sand?

The same characterization could be said of most males today who whore about with their females and have not a care in the world except greasing up their tinkle bit.

What would that kind of male be called in ebonics, a "pimp"?

So it is, friends, with some degree of accuracy that a person may describe the majority of other people as "hos" and "pimps", but not all females who have "nappy-headed" hairstyles are "hos", except if strictly utilizing the language of ebonics in which case all females are "hos".

When the Europeans, or as commonly preferred, the White Man, set sail upon the seas and "discovered" the great continents of America it was with magnificent foresight and plan of action that their leader Christopher Columbus encountered and dealt with it.

With promptness Columbus assailed the local populace with murder, rapes, assaults, enslavement, bad bargaining, and even suffered them the indignity of renaming their islands and land masses. Always nearby to these indiscretions was a holy man of Catholicism waving a giant cross with Jesus tacked on to it who sported the usual blood stains, nailed flesh, sharp thorns, and other traumatic imagery.

Thus the White Man's indiscretions were always forgiven because a holy man happened to be nearby. Confessions of the most egregious Sins were given nightly by all and hourly by most of Columbus' crew. With the poor, helpless, inferior, and ignorant natives being so abundant and available and forgiveness so readily given, the White Man continued in his riotous devotions to the native peoples.

This continued for centuries by other representatives of the White Man until most natives of the Americas became extinct either from the previous attentions or from newly brought over cold sicknesses which the inferior natives had not yet built a resistance to. It made no difference which to the White Man, for the only good Injun is a dead one.

Today, the remainders of these tattered native tribes now eke out a living within small desert enclosures by collecting welfare checks, binging on firewater, and clamoring to the White Man about their rights to build casinos.

Next the White Man found an even inferior type of animal than the natives, blacks, who he collected from Africa by ship and sailed to the northern Americas to do his bidding. The blacks, as it was understood at the time, were to be fairly compensated for their forced unpaid labor with room and board. It was not a good exchange, however, which the natives had long known, for the White Man took to lynchings, whippings, rapes, and generally more of their familiar indiscretions. This time the White Man was forgiven by a more pronounced and enforceable authority, the government.

What could possibly be next on the chopping block for the White Man's glorious unfolding across the Americas? Well, after the non-whites were crippled sufficiently to not pose a threat, the only other living things left were animals and vegetation. These helpless innocents the White Man brought great misery to.

Of particular note was the gentle beaver, gnawing away at the Birch trees, damming streams, and raising their kits in well built lodges of saplings weaved together. A not unpleasant life to be sure until a lady in Paris found a beaver pelt wrapped around her head was a luxury she could not live without. As the practice became fashionable, or rather, the ignorant sought the appearance of those more ignorant, the White Man launched Armageddon on the hapless beaver and only retired from the fray when a few score of beaver were left and the silk hat came into fashion.

On a grander scale, the White Man removed all vegetation from the middle western regions of the northern Americas to prepare the land for planting of crops.  A monumental task of much perseverance it was. But what resulted was an enormous biblical scale dust cloud of the newly exposed soil that blackened the sky and eventually blew over the Atlantic Ocean, sank, and was completely lost.  Much of America's topsoil is at the bottom of the ocean.  The reason for this catastrophe was that the White Man, in his infinite wisdom, did not realize that if you destroy all the vegetation that holds the soil down in an arid region, the soil will blow away.

There are stories a hundred score such as the above which will inevitably continue on into the future as the White Man continues his quest to avoid knowing himself as others less fortunate than he see him — through vengeance, loathing, dismay, aversion, and nothing better.