In Salisbury, MD, a town much like your town — bleak, of little community value, and of government leaders conjuring dark designs — a solution has been proposed to elevate the rabble with great amusement at the expense of their elected incompetents:

Begin a prolonged encampment of local militia in and around Salisbury's downtown center and government areas.

Clap offending politicians in irons on sight. Arrange parties of 20 to 30 men of valor and strength to march throughout the expansive city limits to arrest the remaining violators of political leadership.

The current government buildings will be secured, evacuated, and taken apart piece by piece, to be recycled for future use in solid waste processing facility construction.

In their place will be erected buildings mainly of glass so that at every angle from an outside observer the deliberations of the day can be seen clearly and conspicuously.

Walkways and stairs will be incorporated throughout so that any person of healthy disposition may walk forthwith to observe the proceedings of whichever department he desires.

The grand entryway of the main political building will be a museum of sorts with the most illicit politicians shackled and aligned in recesses along the wall and a placard testifying to their most egregious deeds mounted above their heads.

Though the unfortunates along the so named Political Row will have evacuation tubes affixed to their lower extremities, their mouth-parts will remain free of any encumbrance and made available to a fine selection of fried pork rinds provided free of charge at the door for passersby to shove and cram into them as best they see fit.

This humorously foul display will continue on as a reminder to what once was and should not have been, while the newly minted government of glass will gleam on forever in honesty of intent and clarity of work.