Big Brothers, Big Sisters of America fell down hard. They now pair sexual perverts with our blessed children. What once was a great idea of children depending on a sister-like or brother-like role model to help guide them through some desperate times when no one else would stand up for them is no more.

Especially heartbreaking was the fall from grace of the Girl Scouts of America as the glorifiers of filth stole their podium and heralded abortion and clip haired lesbians, and even had the audacity to asterisk God. On that awful day the Girl Scouts were brutally raped. Instead of horrified parents a silence of timidity and cowardice fell over the land.

Thankfully, a few brave souls not steeped in the ways of humanities foulest worked their slack jaws into action, moistened their lips and said, "[The better girls of America] will be called to live a life of holiness, being pure of heart, mind, word and deed, reserving sexual activity for the sanctity of marriage; marriage being a lifelong commitment before God between a man and a woman."

They are called the American Heritage Girls.

The Boy Scouts of America keep watch, as they always have, strong in spirit and will, over the moral compass of America. True friendship between boys leads to them becoming morally respectable men. Loyal, Helpful, Kind, Cheerful, Clean, and Reverent. All ethical and religious values instilled through responsible fun and adventure.

Open your pocketbooks, wide. No other organization exerts such a powerfully good and responsible influence on America's youth as the Boy Scouts.