Can't decide on which U.S. state to visit for your family summer vacation? Dust off some of those moral principles you have stored in the back pantry, and go pro-family! People across America are thumbing through their Webster's dictionaries and consulting their local non-Episcopalian priests in an effort to rediscover the meaning and joys of family.

What they are finding is that some states are better than others. So without further ado, unfurl the family friendly state by state chart called "mapping our rights," a collaboration between Ipas, an international reproductive health organization; the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force; and the SisterSong Women of Color Reproductive Health Collective.

See first hand in an incredibly interactive map format which of the 50 states is just so excited about letting you puree your inconvenient child or sodomize other men, that they turned it into law!

Not everybody in the blue states are unprincipled degenerates, however, but they are getting there! Opportunities afforded by these new modern "lifestyle" laws that conveniently skipped over basic morality mean schools and employers are going to act as enablers for you to make all kinds of exciting "choices."

And we all know what that means for the future: brainwashed sexualized transgender kids at school and feeble incontinent husbands who can't stand up for what is right at work for fear of getting fired. Hurray! That's America!

But now you don't have to wade out and sink into the muck and mire that some states have unloaded upon your search for decency. You can pick a "red" state instead! Remember vacationers, and tell your friends: "The redder the better!"