Cries for recognition ring out as Mexican marchers clamor for their illegal entry into the U.S. to be legalized. Politicians are scrambling to appease the “brown skinned folks adept at pottery making, spraying weed killer, installing drywall, and paintwork,” as one high ranking dissenting politician was quoted.

Senator Ted Kennedy announced that once this new underclass of legalized illegal Mexicans is established, the U.S. labor market will benefit from their willingness to take jobs that “even the blacks won’t take,” quoting from President Vicente Fox of Mexico.

The looming threat of overgrown weeds, accumulated leaves, and unfinished houses grows near as the Mexican group La Rassa is threatening a nationwide worker strike unless all illegal Mexicans are legalized.

With no available labor pools to fill the void for meaningless work that only Mexicans will do, state governors are declaring states of emergency and summoning up the National Guard to be on the ready to complete the unfinished work.

Well heeled Americans are alarmed at the prospect of handling a weed whacker and a paintbrush themselves, but comforted knowing the National Guard will do the grueling work if necessary.

Homeowner Mrs. Pumphries with little Chihuahua Mr. Snoodles snuggled down in a Prada handbag exclaimed tearfully, “but they seemed like such a friendly and simple people, why would they do this to us?”