Public servant disgrace and pompous ass Comptroller William Donald Schaefer has once again shown his inability to lead the great state of Maryland or hold any position of leadership. At a February 15th meeting of the Maryland Public Works Board, William “Billy” Schaefer humiliated a lady by requesting her to walk away from him again so that he could admire her rear-end.

Asked by reporters to account for his childish behavior, Billy Schaefer exploded by cursing, “That’s so [expletive deleted] dumb I can’t believe it.”

Schaefer defended himself further, saying she should have been “happy that I observed her going out the door…A little girl walks out, and I make a joke out of it…The one who is offended is me.”

Schaefer is notorious for inflammatory statements, once referring to the Eastern Shore as the “shithouse side of Maryland,” followed by the meritable quote: “I don’t want to adjust to…[the Spanish] language. This is the United States. I think they ought to adjust to us.”

Jo Frost of Super Nanny has already reprimanded Billy for his naughty comments by sitting him down and scolding him:

“No, Billy! Look at me! Now Billy, that was not a nice thing to say so you have to go sit in the naughty chair. You will have to sit there for 1 minute for each year of your age, alright Billy?”

“After 84 minutes you can get up out of the naughty chair, Mommy will give you a kiss, and then you have to go apologize to that ‘little girl’.”

Billy Schaefer and another Billy (William Jefferson Clinton) are planning a nationwide speaking tour sponsored by the ACLU and the Women’s Anti Defamation League (WADL). WADL spokesperson Hope B. Times spoke glowingly of the two:

“With Billy Schaefer’s comments and Billy Clinton pimping that intern in the Oval Office we knew we had the right guys to champion our cause for women’s rights.”

A man who claims himself to be “The Outraged One,” of Delmar, DE exclaimed:

“What a joke, this is a case of good ol’ boys who have hijacked Maryland’s government. If you don’t crack crab, hunt ’skrat, and grab women’s butts then you aren’t part of the team.”