***Attention Parents*** Outraged Richard is trolling the dark depths of MySpace.com for your sons and daughters. Using the typical ‘images,’ ‘expressions,’ and ‘music’ of teenager self-loathing, your little urchins will flock to The Outraged One’s hastily set up Myspace.com webpage (myspace.com/outragedrichard).

Already, this wonderful little community of Myspacers has welcomed Mr. Outraged with a tender embrace. His new friend, sweet little 16 year old Natasha lists personal information such as full name, birth date, and hometown. Her best feature she says is “my Bootay”. How sweet!

Kana likes to “post up wit my niggas and trip.”

Jet, Mr. Outraged’s new bi-sexual friend, likes “piercings, tattoos, sex, reading, masturbation, Body Mods, Corsets, and Bondage.” Neat! Jet is also studying mortuary science and working at Salisbury’s Barnes and Noble. Have to stop by and say, “Hello!”

Another dear friend, Captain Matt, has an attention getting opening line: “I’m an asshole and I like pirates and shit, hollar.”

Numerous clubs on MySpace.com have graciously accepted Mr. Outraged’s membership and he is a proud card carrying member of the following clubs: thugs place & ballers only, Whore Train, Pot Smokers United, Myspace Pimps, ANTI christ church of satan, and GaySexyTeens which initiates members with the must see “Gay Pimp” music video.

What will Outraged Richard do with your innocent little urchins once he attracts them to his lair? Box you parents about the ears until you properly love and discipline your poor creatures you call children.

***Update!*** The previous Myspace.com layout of Outraged Richard made him consistently vomit at every log in and he decided to change most of it for the better. Most of his foul and degenerate ‘friends’ are but distant memories…