Local Salisbury “Prepubescent Zoo Ringmaster” Jim Rapp has been accused of "unhygienic dispersal of unsavory materials" into the Wicomico River.

Officer: "One Jim Rapp ticketed for taking a dump into the Wicomico River."

Jim Rapp: "But Officer, Juanita Gonzalez was cleaning the staff bathroom facilities."

Officer: "Boy, you say what now? Does she have a green card? That's ticket #2 for hiring an illegal alien."

Jim Rapp: "But she's the one who gave me the bleach because we ran out of toilet pap… uh…

Officer: "Say what son? Bleach? You mean to tell me you warshed your behind up with Bleach and then dumped that in the Wicomico Ditch as well?"

Officer: "Boy, that's ticket #3 and I've a mind to clap you in irons right now. My son poles for catfish and traps 'skrat in them there waters."

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