In an uncharacteristic break from traditional interviews, Ted Koppel has decided to interview the controversial Outraged Richard. Known for keeping his family details private, the man known as Outraged Richard revealed stunning personal details about his partner and child. Read the interview here…

"I've always liked Ted. He seems like a genuinely concerned man with the events transpiring in the world. I have also been fascinated with his head positioning during newscasts. It never moves, and that makes me feel like I am getting the most accurate news available" commented Outraged Richard.

Public servant disgrace and pompous ass Comptroller William Donald Schaefer has once again shown his inability to lead the great state of Maryland or hold any position of leadership. At a February 15th meeting of the Maryland Public Works Board, William “Billy” Schaefer humiliated a lady by requesting her to walk away from him again so that he could admire her rear-end.

Asked by reporters to account for his childish behavior, Billy Schaefer exploded by cursing, “That’s so [expletive deleted] dumb I can’t believe it.”

Schaefer defended himself further, saying she should have been “happy that I observed her going out the door…A little girl walks out, and I make a joke out of it…The one who is offended is me.”

Schaefer is notorious for inflammatory statements, once referring to the Eastern Shore as the “shithouse side of Maryland,” followed by the meritable quote: “I don’t want to adjust to…[the Spanish] language. This is the United States. I think they ought to adjust to us.”

Jo Frost of Super Nanny has already reprimanded Billy for his naughty comments by sitting him down and scolding him:

“No, Billy! Look at me! Now Billy, that was not a nice thing to say so you have to go sit in the naughty chair. You will have to sit there for 1 minute for each year of your age, alright Billy?”

“After 84 minutes you can get up out of the naughty chair, Mommy will give you a kiss, and then you have to go apologize to that ‘little girl’.”

Billy Schaefer and another Billy (William Jefferson Clinton) are planning a nationwide speaking tour sponsored by the ACLU and the Women’s Anti Defamation League (WADL). WADL spokesperson Hope B. Times spoke glowingly of the two:

“With Billy Schaefer’s comments and Billy Clinton pimping that intern in the Oval Office we knew we had the right guys to champion our cause for women’s rights.”

A man who claims himself to be “The Outraged One,” of Delmar, DE exclaimed:

“What a joke, this is a case of good ol’ boys who have hijacked Maryland’s government. If you don’t crack crab, hunt ’skrat, and grab women’s butts then you aren’t part of the team.”

Local Salisbury “Prepubescent Zoo Ringmaster” Jim Rapp has been accused of "unhygienic dispersal of unsavory materials" into the Wicomico River.

Officer: "One Jim Rapp ticketed for taking a dump into the Wicomico River."

Jim Rapp: "But Officer, Juanita Gonzalez was cleaning the staff bathroom facilities."

Officer: "Boy, you say what now? Does she have a green card? That's ticket #2 for hiring an illegal alien."

Jim Rapp: "But she's the one who gave me the bleach because we ran out of toilet pap… uh…

Officer: "Say what son? Bleach? You mean to tell me you warshed your behind up with Bleach and then dumped that in the Wicomico Ditch as well?"

Officer: "Boy, that's ticket #3 and I've a mind to clap you in irons right now. My son poles for catfish and traps 'skrat in them there waters."

Read more at the reallifejustice.blogspot.com.

***Attention Parents*** Outraged Richard is trolling the dark depths of MySpace.com for your sons and daughters. Using the typical ‘images,’ ‘expressions,’ and ‘music’ of teenager self-loathing, your little urchins will flock to The Outraged One’s hastily set up Myspace.com webpage (myspace.com/outragedrichard).

Already, this wonderful little community of Myspacers has welcomed Mr. Outraged with a tender embrace. His new friend, sweet little 16 year old Natasha lists personal information such as full name, birth date, and hometown. Her best feature she says is “my Bootay”. How sweet!

Kana likes to “post up wit my niggas and trip.”

Jet, Mr. Outraged’s new bi-sexual friend, likes “piercings, tattoos, sex, reading, masturbation, Body Mods, Corsets, and Bondage.” Neat! Jet is also studying mortuary science and working at Salisbury’s Barnes and Noble. Have to stop by and say, “Hello!”

Another dear friend, Captain Matt, has an attention getting opening line: “I’m an asshole and I like pirates and shit, hollar.”

Numerous clubs on MySpace.com have graciously accepted Mr. Outraged’s membership and he is a proud card carrying member of the following clubs: thugs place & ballers only, Whore Train, Pot Smokers United, Myspace Pimps, ANTI christ church of satan, and GaySexyTeens which initiates members with the must see “Gay Pimp” music video.

What will Outraged Richard do with your innocent little urchins once he attracts them to his lair? Box you parents about the ears until you properly love and discipline your poor creatures you call children.

***Update!*** The previous Myspace.com layout of Outraged Richard made him consistently vomit at every log in and he decided to change most of it for the better. Most of his foul and degenerate ‘friends’ are but distant memories…

Our finest Americans give cause for a reckoning of their upstanding business practices:

Two reports released by the Government Accountability Office and the Homeland Security Department’s office of inspector general detail a series of accounting flaws, fraud or mismanagement in their initial review of how $85 billion in federal aid is being spent.

The two audits found that up to 900,000 of the 2.5 million applicants who received aid under FEMA’s emergency cash assistance program — which included the $2,000 debit cards given to evacuees — were based on duplicate or invalid Social Security numbers, or false addresses and names.

Separately, the Justice Department said Monday that federal prosecutors have filed fraud, theft and other charges against 212 people accused of scams related to Gulf Coast hurricanes. Forty people have pleaded guilty so far, the latest report by the Hurricane Katrina Fraud Task Force said. Many defendants were accused of trying to obtain emergency aid, typically a $2,000 debit card, issued to hurricane victims by FEMA and the American Red Cross.

Thousands of additional dollars appear to have been squandered on hotel rooms for evacuees that were paid at retail rather than the contractor’s lower estimated cost. They included $438 rooms in New York City and beachfront condominiums in Panama City, Fla., at $375 a night, according to the audits…. (foxnews.com)

Americans are a sordid lot.

Now imagine what would happen once Hillary Clinton implements her health care plan. Already creaking under the strain of Medicare and Medicaid fraud, the U.S. treasury would collapse under the load of sickness and handouts that the saving grace of universal health care would bring.

“First I thought George Bush was the problem. Next I thought my local elected leaders were the problem. Then I realized the problem is us.” —Outraged Richard

Here comes Easton Village, the "Eastern Shore's most exclusive new waterfront village." A similar development called Cooke’s Hope has also been built on the Tred Avon River. Both developments have some aspects characteristic of smart growth, like porches, sidewalks, parks, and open space, but they are far away from work and shopping. 

The Easton Village website characterizes it thusly: “the home designs will mirror the neotraditional charm of the historic villages of Easton, Oxford and St. Michaels.”

But why mirror what is already there? The towns of Easton, Oxford, and St. Michaels are already present with their “charm,” “neotradition,” and “historic” place. Build there.

To properly "mirror" a town you would have to develop into a brand new town with all the fixin’s and trimmin’s like shopping, places of work, police and fire protection, city council, public works, etc. Why not develop the town you already have?

The psychological traumas imposed on people and their later expression of those traumas is not lost on Roy Masters:

Rather than face the painful truth about their troubled childhood, homosexuals are drawn, just as their parents were, to the familiar tormenting natures of who originally caused their pain. Denial is the typical defense for all sins, because when we are wrong it is the very first impulse that awakens.

The entire gay movement is waging a dangerous cultural war that will have disastrous consequences. Such unhealthy support groups proliferate and confound the youth while exploiting their members with false compassion. Troubled individuals are cannon fodder, getting nothing but enslaving compassion and rationalizations as cures.

These organizations are endeavoring to conquer their collective guilt by way of demoralizing the youth. Better to upset the socio-political structure and change how the world sees them rather than face their deformed selves…. (fhu.com)