News from the Arab gutter:

Terrorist cells in Baghdad are in mourning for suicide bomber Ahmed al-Khalaf, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 yards from an Iraqi police station, his intended target…

“What kind of God allows the death of people who are on their way to kill innocent people?” insurgent leader Abdulwahid al-Tomizie said. “On the one hand, I am elated that the car-bomb explosion was successful, but the loss of the suicide bomber is a tragedy, as is the survival of all the innocent people he might have killed.”

According to al-Tomizie, al-Khalaf could have killed as many as 40 innocent people, had his life not been cut short.

“It is tragic that al-Khalaf died seven minutes sooner than he intended,” said Hassan Abdul Aziz, leader of a local cabal of Sunni separatists. “To think that he was just yards from his intended target. Our thoughts and prayers are with his terrorist cell.” (theonion.com)