Wicomico County schools in Maryland celebrated "Respect Diversity Day" as part of their continuing series on appreciating the differences among people. North Salisbury Elementary School opened up the event with rap artist Ja-Cool singing his latest song, "Them Damn Bitches" off his new album Bitches, Bullets, and Crack-Pipes.

11 year old Jimmy Renshaw had this to say following the event: "I known girls is nothin' but dirty hos…Ja-Cool - he all 'ight, like a role-model."

After being spit on and called a "Lil' Bitch" by Ja-Cool, 8 year old Suzy Jane was still wiping the spittle off her flushed face at the end of the concert, but couldn't wait to tell her friends about Ja-Cool's personal attentiveness towards her, saying, "He's so, like…cool."

James M. Bennett High School had the most extravagant exhibition involving sexual orientation acceptance. A long series of individual booths were set up inside of which was a particular "stimulus," the most noteworthy being a middle aged female teacher, a 4 year old infant, an incontinent elderly gentleman, a large albino Norwegian rat, a pair of bedroom slippers, and a non-stick frying pan.

Participating students were stripped naked, heart rate monitors attached to their erogenous zones, and paraded before each booth. Specialized computers monitored each student for one minute's time any sexual arousal while standing in front of the booths.

"Once we can determine a child's sexual interest, the community can validate and assist the child's true sexual development, no matter how diverse," an organizer explained.

One child showed especially elevated levels of sexual excitement in front of the bedroom slippers' booth, much to the chagrin of classmates. A nearby friend of the afflicted child piped up saying, "My mother has some extra slippers, maybe I can get them for you to have sex with."

"This is about kids developing into adults, this is about sharing and responsibility," Board of Education President George I. Whitehead said, wiping a tear from his eye at the child's charitable gesture.