America, The Threat to Itself

While foreign terrorism is promoted as our main threat, the U.S. is cowering from an unrelenting assault by its own inhabitants. Despite statistics that claim violent crime is reducing, U.S. violence and crime is still a massive ongoing problem, even if it were cut by 75% or more. Criminal gangs, thieves, and drug pushers tyrannize American society with murders, beatings, and intimidation on a grand scale.

Since police are not maintaining the peace, it has been proposed by a man named Outraged Richard that the National Guard should be promptly activated to patrol problem areas of all large cities, and a curfew initiated and ID checks conducted on all suspected rabble-rousers. Concurrent with the National Guard deployment, Mr. Outraged recommends a general promotion of moral family values, in order that the youthful generation should find greater things past thieving and maiming.