The Aids epidemic has us thinking the real problem is the biological virus.

But the Aids education ads should read as follows:

"Stop putting your private parts into everyone else's private parts! Learn how to respect your significant other on a higher level than self gratification! Stop shooting heroin in your veins! Have some dignity and presence of mind!"

This all falls on deaf ears of course, because by blaming the virus itself and banging about our cymbals for a drug cure, once the cure is discovered we can live longer, wronger.